What is Blarg?
Blarg is considered to be one of the modern wonders of the world. Nobody quite knows where it came from but one thing can be assured - it's much better than blerg!
Why is Blarg so great?
Because it is. Next!
Is there any opposition to Blarg?
Unfortunately yes. The evil that is known as blerg has slowly been trying to corrupt the good people of this earth and a small number of 'blergites' have recently surfaced. If you spot a blergite it is a good idea to try and convert them to the ways of blarg because there is hope for even the most lost cause.
Is there any proof of blarg being better than blerg so I can try to convert these evil blergites?
Fear not my fellow Blarger! Here are but a few and there are many many more:
- Search for blarg on Google and you get 552,000 results. Do a search for blerg and you only get 38,500 results. Therefore according to Google, blarg is approximately 14.3 times better than blerg and the gap is constantly widening!
- Blerg eats poor little kitties and if that wasn't enough it also tries to make money out of it!
- Blarg comes before blerg in the alphabet.
- There are several other blarg websites
- Blargg is in Super Mario World which is why it sold millions on copies! I don't see blerg in any computer games. Oh that's right, BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD BUY IT.
Blarg Pictures
Capturing the essence of blarg in pictorial form!
- The Blarg Mobile
- Even cavemen loved blarg!
- I'm not quite sure what this is but it's probably just about to eat blerg with one of it's many mouths
